Monday, November 2, 2009

what not to do at NTPC

1. first of all never sleep in nyt, classes r meant for sleepin
2. in case caught sleepin in class, say- I am under medication that too frm ur chakitsalaya
3. next take ppt in tea break-copy whole content of instructor’s pendrive
4. take management responsibility nd bunk classes on one pretext or another
5. read novels in class nd improve angreji
6. ladki patane ki koshish karte reho-is village mein u wont find any ‘totte’
7. hostel mein do setting with mess people nd believe me u ll get red carpet treatment. Dese people will even get weed for u-dnt walk on grass smoke it
8. on day-1 define GERI ROUTE for urself. Me nd rana identified a lonely road nd always use to take dat road even it wasn’t on our way.
9. wear anything u lyk-once I wore formals wid chappal.
10. nd above all expect sum1 to bring bisleri in class-probably a gal…

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